Going to Pieces

Left hand fell off this morning

Followed by one ear

Its rather disconcerting

I live in constant fear

I went to see the Doctor

He told me not to fuss

Arriving home I realised

My butt`s still on the bus

Left leg in the bathtub

Right leg in the hall

At this rate, by tomorrow

There`ll be nothing left at all

At least I still have one good hand

So I can typ.....................