Post Haste

Our Pedigree Pooch
Is partial to Postman`s pants
Behind the coal bunker, he hides
Awaiting his chance, at the GPO strides

The Postman at the gate
Is quite prepared to wait
Until at last he`s satisfied
The dog is safely locked inside

On tip toe to the door
Only to find
The crafty canine
Has circled behind
And blocks his only exit.
(Postie screams and legs it!)

He completely clears our five bar gate
As the dog barks " See you tomorrow mate!".